Me: I've made another Donna Karan pattern dress... it's comfortable and loose...
but not what you'd call stylish.

You: Hmmm. It certainly doesn't look stylish like that.
Can't you stand still for a second?
Oh and just so you know -
when you're daughter's in the picture I can't concentrate on the clothes!
Just saying... it's up to you, I know...
Me: OK, here's a boring standing still picture.
And the back view.
Me: Satisfied?
You: My God, what dreadful photos!!!
Maybe those strange yellowy moving ones were better after all.
Tell me though - that's not really a Donna Karan pattern, is it?
Me: Yeah, it's this one - Vogue 1368.
It's OOP so unless you have it in your stash it's pretty low risk...
You: Looks absolutely nothing like yours!
Did you stuff it up or something?
Me: No! I didn't stuff it up, I swear!
I did make a couple of changes but they were just to fix it!
I even used a recommended fabric!
Look, this is what is was like when I made it "as instructed":
You: Geez - that IS ugly.
So what did you do to "fix" it?
Me: I just added some darts and a big bow :-)
A bit better, n'est-ce pas?
You: Barely.
It's still pretty dowdy.
Will you actually wear it?
Me: I don't think so...
Boo hoo hoo (runs off to cry)
You (shouting): Hey - I just noticed something funny
- those red marks
- they look just like BLOOD!
Weird huh?
But at least you didn't make shorts!
Me: BOO HOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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The Lowdown
Pattern Rating: Easy
Cost: $24
- 2 metres x $12/metre linen from Material World
- $0 stash zip (totally superfluous of course as the whole dress is bias cut)
- $0 thread - using up some half spools
- $0 binding - made by hand (no special tools, just bias cut strips sewn together and ironed in half)
Time: 4 hours = way too long given the finished object
- approx 45 minutes cutting out due to lots of mucking about with placement on the fabric
I recently had a cutting out question in the comments, and thought this example would illustrate nicely how I go about things
If I had cut this out on the true bias the dots would have been angled from the horizontal as well as from the vertical, so I cut it a little off the bias. I started out with the front pattern piece and made a mental note of where the now horizontal dots sat with respect to the waistline marked on the front piece so I could be consistent with the back pieces. I placed the back piece for the right hand side first, but before I cut it I used my tape measure and ruler to make sure I was leaving enough room for the left hand back piece with the dots at the right level. Once I'd cut this piece out I flipped it over on the fabric to match up the dots before pinning and cutting the left hand back piece.
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| placing right back on fabric - using ruler |
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| use right back piece to match up left back piece |
- 1/2 hour initial sewing and 3-step zig zagging of edges
- 1/2 hour making bias binding
- 1 1/2 hours sewing, checking fit and fixing
- 45 minutes ironing, inserting zip and doing last of the 3 step zig zags in lieu of a hem
Adjustments:
- Raised the front neckline just a little (an error! must have been confusing Vogue with Burda)
- Cut all dress pieces slightly off the angle so as to get the dots in a straight horizontal across my waist
- Lengthened about 3 inches
- Added darts
- Added a distraction bow
Pattern Review: Avoid this one. It makes a sack - and who needs another of those?